Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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