Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
bring money and cleavage
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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