Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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