i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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