escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
farters have to be the big spoon...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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