I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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