i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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