no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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