id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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