I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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