There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
