either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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