hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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