You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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