He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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