i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Pants are for mortals
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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