Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?