what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
