lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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