Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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