Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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