I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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