Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Enjoy the penises
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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