I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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