My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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