yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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