Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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