Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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