honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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