I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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