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(404): View more from Georgia

What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

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(804): View more from Virginia

names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"

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(925): View more from California

So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf

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(440): View more from Ohio

Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.

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(818): View more from California

the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people

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