You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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