i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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