I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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