mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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