You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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