it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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