I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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