Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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