Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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