We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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