And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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