Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
God, I missed his penis.
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