did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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