Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
