you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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