Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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