just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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