lets start a swedish sibling band together
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i dont even know how to be here
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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