Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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