Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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