Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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