Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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