Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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