Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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