you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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