Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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